Belgarion's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Adventures 2 (Game)]

Almost makes me wanna whip out the genesis

but im too lazy, i cant do my spin move, that coulda got u a 7, but its a nice lil remake made me have Sega flashbacks with Street fighter2, Mortal Kombat, Rocket Knight Adventures, ahh the good ol side scrollin dayz

[Metal Slug S]

aggghh i cant beat it!!!!!!

damn sticks shootin lil yellow balls at me damnit!!!TOO HARD, and im not dedicated enough but i need to blame someone other than me

[Mason's Bubble Blast]

Y r they giving this zero?

Do they not notice this was made for a 6 year old. Jesus! "it was so damn boring it made me vommit with rage." Well what the hell does he expect. A god damn platton of soldiers blowing the crap out of ferrets?!

[Bible-Belt man!]

Umm...that was brimming with heresy.

Yeah there are some aspects of the christian faith that I find doubtful, and Bible man MAY just be a tool of money, but that is no reason to denounce and blasphemize the Lord. I mean c'mon,(if you don't believe in God dont listen)Jesus died on the cross for your sins and all you can do is attempt to kill him. This was a decent movie but I really don't care for your taste in "humor."
P.S. Make fun of me all you want, my beliefs are somewhat in His direction but certian viewpoints are very hard to believe.

[AOL vs FinalFantasy]

nice

ok movie i hate AOL too

[you pick portal music v.1]

Yeah umm.....let me think

#1 is what I'de expect from the portal, that fast pace, but I really don't care for it.
#2 is a moree catchy version of #1, but it still doesn't interest me.
#3 has kind of an eerie tone to it, scary like, but it's just too slow for the portal, even though i really love the tune, really catchy.
#4 is an improved version of #3, I reallyyy enjoy that one, It's still not much of a portal song though.
#5 Has a strange trance like feeling, like a good song for a car commercial, don't know why but it just does.
MY FINAL VOTE IS FOR #4. I CAN ADJUST TO IT BEING ON THE PORTAL AND I REALLY THINK IT'S THE BEST ONE HERE.

[Ping-Pong 3D]

gay...

I can't beat that mother fucking red paddle...i guess i should stick to counter strike, which by the way is also fucking me up. I went to go play it, i molded myself to the chair, clicked on my fav. server to get a bad surface text message followed by a complete lockdown. This was followed by a face of complete shock, to a complete temper tantrum. I hate Gateway.

[Pedestrian Plower]

Vs.2.0 will definitely be top 50 material

This was good for a start. Keep it up.(i say that a lot)

[3D Joe Water Balloon Drop]

EVERYONE STOP OH MY GOD STOP NOOO:P

Yes umm.....STOP YOU'RE STEALING YOUR OWN FLASH H MY GOD NO!!!, STOP IT NOW OH GOD NO!!!
These ppl are such fucking dumbasses, hmm...the authors name is 3djoe, his DAMN site is 3djoe, and THE FUCKING GAME IS 3DJOE, NO ONE WOULD GO THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE JUST TO STEAL A WATER BALOON SHOOTER!!!! I swear some people on this site spend too much time showing their fingers up their ass.Yes, XIAO XIAO no.3 is not made by some dumb ho named Beth. Yes, Strawberry Clock never makes any of it's own movies but come on, stop looking at every flash saying it's ripped off. God damn.

[Hacky Sack Jr]

It was a great game except for 1 thing.

I loved it but if the balls gets stuck in the corner you can't get it back and that pissed me off which is why you got A 7