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Recent Movie Reviews


MK vs. SF 2 MK vs. SF 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

2nd rate romance and a baseless plot

Lack of character development and a feasable storyline made this so corny I had to close it. Ryu had no basis for having to go through the portal and the night recollection "under the stars" was so cheezy I couldn't take it seriously. An all-around mediocre flash with little action and unbearably banal romance filler.



Dr Steel's Back and Forth Dr Steel's Back and Forth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That last sound clip

I remember seeing that video of the grape smashing interview where the reporter fell off the stand and landed on her collar bone, funny of you to use that as the sound clip.


starkravenmadd responds:

Thanks for taking time out to review this piece. Yes that was the infamous "grape lady" clip. I shall pass it on to the Doctor that you thought it amusing that he used it. Again the music was not mine, I am only a tool of the greater good.
To World Domination and utopian servitude!


TANKMEN TANKMEN

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The most misleading movie ever.

And oddly enough, one of the funniest surprises I've yet to encounter on Newgrounds.


Recent Game Reviews


Cosmic Crush Cosmic Crush

Rated 2 / 5 stars

A decent idea poorly executed

The hitboxes of larger planets was quite a bit larger than the actual planet, causing you to lose constantly without actually touching the larger planets. Also oftentimes, the gravity of multiple planets would provide no possible way to escape losing. Overall a frustrating and unenjoyable experience.


Bi-Polar-Bear responds:

um, i didnt use hit tests at all in this game so thanks for the low vote and uninformed crtisism pal


Dark Cut Dark Cut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My only problem with the game is the length.

I was completely caught up un this extremely interesting and creative simulation of medeival surgery when it abruptly ended. What you did give however, was done very well.



StripBowl! StripBowl!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Perfect 300 and what do I get?

A farting stripper.